Are you ALARMED by the lack of debate timers?
Do you get TICKED off with the ones that do exist?
Worry no more. I’ve worked AROUND THE CLOCK to develop the latest and greatest timer for Lincoln-Douglas debate!
It will keep track of your time
This app is quite sublime
If debate is not yet fun
This app will offer philosopher puns
Downloading it is your moral obligation
Use it whether you’re affirming or standing in negation